This isn’t really what I intended on posting today, in what is becoming an infrequent event on this blog. Initially I was going to roar obscenities against a very self-important judge in Ohio for damning a father to jail for his daughters educational failings…but, you can all read about that some other place. […]

Osama: No! You cannot make peace with the west! You make pieces with the west! Haven’t I taught you anything?
Omar (son of Osama): Relax father…I’m just trying to push forward in a peaceful manner.
Osama: No! You must follow my example! DEATH TO THE GREAT SATAN! Allahu […]

He was born an asshole, lived as an asshole, and died as an asshole. Many people do that, but most of them manage to quit being an asshole after death. Hoover is still playing the game from beyond the fucking grave. I guess one too many people have slandered his memory.
Anyhow, old […]

Or you are all terroristical, liberatating, pinko-commie, bastard pig-dogs!
So, please, buy me this copy of the Magna Carta.  Its only twenty or thirty million.  Not much.
Out.

This shit kicks ass!!!
Out.

Veterans just keep getting the short end of the stick it seems. One rolling shitstorm after another anymore, at least for our vets that must deal with the ever-so-helpful folks at the VA.
Garret Anderson, an Iraq war veteran who has lost an arm and had most of his jaw reconstructed courtesy of a roadside […]

A German holiday, as far as I know, the last day to slaughter any livestock that are not worth feeding through the winter, or those you could not afford to feed through the winter.
Today I slaughtered four ducks, the last four drakes of the lot. I did not slaughter them because I could not […]

Most of us have been wondering what exactly happened to President Hampstertwat, and I have found out. At long last, our answer to how this idiot was created. Enjoy.

His dreams are made of this shit, I swear.

I am 94% Addicted to Coffee
Coffee…god in a cup.