The press, at least those cock smoking, loose lipped, Republithug fucktards at ABC, are having a field day with comments made by one Barrack Obama in the very recent past.

You all remember when McCain (the towering shrine to truth, justice and the American way…wait, he isn’t any of those things…) said that he wouldn’t mind being in Iraq for ‘a hundred years’? Anyone remember that? Obama did, and the press certainly does. ABC is busying themselves with belittling Obama because a Democrat had the audacity to call that sorry and pathetic zombie McCain out on his pandering to the Bush White House. Shocking.

Everyone suddenly has sallied forth to the defense of McCain; he didn’t really mean that he believed in fighting a war for the next century. What he really meant was that we should have a station or twelve in the sandbox for the next fucking century. After all, we have bases in Europe and Japan, and have had for the last sixty some years. How is this any different?

Well for one thing, and pay attention class, because this be a very important difference: WE FUCKING WON THAT WAR! And we did it in five years; actually we only played a major hand in the war for four years, so technically we won in just over four years. It has been five years in Iraq and we’re nowhere close to claiming victory, there or in Afghanistan. So yeah, John, a rather large, easily identifiable difference. And oh yeah, another easily defined difference; the world wanted rid of Hitler and the threat that Japan posed, and as I recall, nobody invited us into Iraq. Afghanistan yes, but not Iraq…but I’m quite certain you know that already John, I don’t need to remind you of the very recent historical blunderings of our nation.

So Obama isn’t the only one who heard that comment and wanted to vomit. Normal, everyday American citizens felt bile rise like a fucking flood when John dropped that bomb on us. But Obama is the only one receiving national attention (I understand you get a lot of that when running for the office of the President of the United States of America) and as such, provides these narrow-minded Republishit fuckers with an easy target to bash upon. Ironic, at the very least, that you pricks have the nerve to play a cheap game of semantics, given that you rewrote the fucking rules in that arena.

So, to all the fine assholes at ABC, and to their equally high quality asswipe viewers: FUCK YOU! Yeah…fuck you, fuck the horse you rode in on, fuck your mother, fuck that pathetic cult of a church you grovel in, and fuck whatever it is you call ‘God’ for allowing you the privilege of independent thought, not that you use it, but fuck him anyway. And oh yeah…remind me to slap God for the crime of letting you useless, simple minded buffoons to reproduce.
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