Nipple rings are deadly?
Screaming at the TSA seems to be a recurring theme around here. It’s almost as if they look for ways to allow people to scream at them. More attention than I’d ever like, but maybe these stupid pricks have a self-loathing complex that would drive most shrinks to suicide. I don’t know.
A lady in Texas was forced to remove both her nipple rings in order to board her plane. One of the piercing required the use of pliers. Funny thing is she had a belly button ring as well, and they didn’t force the removal of that piercing. I guess the nipple rings are some sort of bizarre threat to planes, maybe a sort of living hand grenade or the like. Don’t you feel the magic bubble of aerial safety that TSA is providing us with? I know I do.
But…and this is important, the TSA wants you to know, the security agents are well trained in the area or piercing. Even those piercing which happen to be in ‘sensitive’ body areas.
So my fellow Americans, beware the TSA if you have extra holes in your body. And pack a pair of pliers on your next vacation if you do have any extra holes.
Link and out.