Damn it all to hell!

I hate it when someone I like to pick on without mercy does something which makes it difficult for me to tear them apart. Depressingly enough, the French are making my life a little blander these days, and I swear to Tom, they are doing it on purpose. Bastards.

First the French tore down an illegal statue several years back, on the premise that it was raised without government permission and that it was ugly. I can’t help but admire that attitude…no matter how much it hurts. Second those world class marathoners have managed to produce a $7,000.00 car that runs on air. Just what exactly do you say to that? Especially if you hate the price gauging fucksticks at the pump, which sadly, are multiplying at a horrific rate these days.

Then, today I read about something else the fucking French are doing. And damn it all but I can’t help but to yet again find myself impressed with the French. And to those of you know me; you are well aware that my admitting to such a grievous sin comes with considerable physical pain. This morning the French Foreign Minister announced the French are considering boycotting the Olympics due to Chinese involvement in Tibet. Furthermore they are urging the entirety of the European Union to adopt the same policy should China continue acting in the barbaric manner they are so adept at. Funny thing here, people, the Chinese word for foreigner was ‘barbarian’, clear up until the 19TH Century; now this ancient civilization has fallen (again, they were never very humane with those they considered to be lesser in stature than they) to new depths of barbarity and ravaging greed.

Anyway, I am tired of the French doing things that nearly necessitate my esteem and high regard for a group I so love to verbally abuse. So, to the French…if you could cease these high-minded, morally delightful actions I would truly appreciate it. Thanks in advance.

Link and out.

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