Need another reason to drink?
I don’t need another one, I’m still working my way through a list that is several years old and I’m nowhere near the end. Somehow the list always manages to get longer; normally without my notice. But ever the fucking optimist I am providing you all with one more reason to get hammered with regularity. Fuck sobriety.
In the last two weeks the national average price of gasoline has jumped by 19 cents. This time last year the price (national average that is) was $2.35, although I don’t remember it being that low. I really must be getting old, my memory is shot full of holes it seems. Now for the interesting revelations about the gasoline crisis; I love this shit…makes me wonder why some of these people wasted both time and money on a college education.
“We’ve gone from a worrying situation for gasoline to one that is quite alarming.” This from a guy named Geoff Sundstrom, a spokesman for AAA. No shit Geoff, one problem though, it was the alarming the fuck out of me years ago, and it was worrying to me over a decade ago. Pull your corporate head out of your enriched corporate ass and wake the fuck up, stupid.
Crude oil has also punched through the $100 dollar a barrel ceiling; I love it when that happens; having all those one hundred dollar bills lying around can get really frustrating. Oh, and the dollar hit new lows against the euro. How the fuck do we let that happen? It’s almost as bad as hitting new lows against the fucking looney (which has also happened, but not recently). Thanks George, I cannot relay to you and your how much I appreciate you’re killing my national economy. It’s just awesometastic!
I’ll let any interested parties finish the article themselves…I need to go wake the fuck up or go back to the fucking bed. Link and out.