Archive for December, 2007

FEC is Dead

Sunday, December 23rd, 2007

Temporarily, that is. Congress is having a difficult time deciding what to do with the assclowns the Boy King wants installed on the panel. So as of 31 Dec 07, the FEC (Federal Election Commission) will be a dark fucking office.

For most of the imbeciles running for the highest office in the land the FEC closure will have little or no impact. But for seven nominees who have requested funds from the FEC, well, they will have to wait until Congress puts four more people on the panel. Apparently a vote is required to give money up to our fine Presidential nominees, and a minimum of four votes at that. Only two people currently sit on the panel. So it looks like some people are just going to have be patient like the rest of America, or shell out their own fucking money.

So Merry fucking Christmas and all that holiday cheer shit, but most especially, Happy Fucking New Year George, you’ve been stonewalled. For the time being at least, but don’t worry too much over this you little ingrate, the Democraps will cave again, just like they have been doing for the last seven years. I need a drink.

Link and out.

The Kurds are going to be pissed…

Saturday, December 22nd, 2007

Because the U.S. is seeing fit to allow the Turks to attack at will, through air strikes and shelling.

Problem is this: the Kurds are doing well by themselves. They aren’t causing any trouble for the rest of the shithole that is called Iraq. The area is stable. They are, you might say, one less problem we have to deal with.

So what do we go and do?

We let the fucking Turks beat the shit out of them. Brilliant stratagem Bushy, just fucking brilliant. It’s a wonder nobody else thought that one up. I mean, why the hell not? We are entrusted with safeguarding Kurdish airspace so why not allow Turkish war planes access? I mean, what else would the term ‘safeguard’ mean?

Bunch of fucking morons running this country into the ground, and still they see some burning desire to run other countries into the ground too. A goddamn wonder Americans aren’t being shot on sight around the world. Good move George, nothing like a war to improve a nations credibility and trustworthiness.

Link and out.

Arnold battling the EPA

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

And rightfully so, if you ask me. Or if you don’t ask me, I don’t fucking care if you disagree with me, because if you don’t agree with me on this point, you are useless slime and an insult to mankind.

President Shitler signed into law the latest environment gutting energy bill, and at the same time made the energy bills of 17 states dead in the water. California was among the states whose energy bills were shot down. Now, I cannot speak for all the states, but California had one hell of an energy bill and the nation would have been wise to adopt it as national policy. But as well all know, The Boy King has friends in the automotive industry and he JUST has to make the richer. You sorry son of whore.

Arnold intends to run this fight through every possible channel though; I think the idea of giving up is something he is not familiar with. So we can expect the former Mr. Olympia and movie star to gear up and enter the fray again, and I think he will win…one way or another. Good job Arnold.

Link and out.

Russian Art Show Cancelled

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

For the time being at least, the Russians may decide to allow the art show to continue, provided Great Britain can ensure legal protection of the 120 paintings on display.

I won’t waste your time detailing which painters works are on display, I will tell you that many private legal claims involving several of these paintings are preventing the Russians from continue the show. Apparently the Russian government came into control of the majority of these paintings after the 1917 Revolution, and private citizens still want them back.

Now, my question of the fucking week.

Why is it that people all around the world, and in some cases, governments (Egypt I’m looking at you), bitch and piss and moan about war trophies? After all, it’s not as if you haven’t at one point taken war trophies. Maybe not this century or the last, but trust me, every fucking nation has taken war trophies at one time or another.

Wars, revolutions and the like are resolved with a winner and a loser. Generally, the winner takes all in such matters. Art, money, power, land…all that good shit that is on the fucking table during conflict goes to the winner. The loser stands there and cries and whines like a little bitch because they lost. Boo fucking hoo. History is full of winners and losers, history if full of wars and war trophies. Get the fuck over it, it’s a goddamn painting!

Alright, that be it for now, link and out.

Bush Chides Congress over Spending?

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

I’m an asshole!

What the fuck?! I mean, really, what the fuck?

This prick is busily bankrupting the entire goddamn country with his private little war and he is bitching that Congress is wasting money? Are you fucking serious? Christ on a fucking crutch shut the fuck up George. You sound like an idiot normally, but this morning you have outdone yourself.

Seems our fearless idiot of a leader is mad because the latest 550 billion dollar bill to fund the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan (mostly Iraq though) has nearly a thousand earmarks for use here in the states. Oh, what is it George, are you wanting to publicly say ‘fuck you America’, that the people that you are supposed to be SERVING are less important than your war in the sandbox? Go fuck yourself.

For once it seems our Democratic Congress may have managed to do something for the good of the country, something that deviated from President Shitler’s nasty little plan. Now we get to wait and see what the monkey in the White House can do to derail it. Prick.

Here is your link to the daily stench in Washington and I am out.

More money for Iraq

Thursday, December 20th, 2007

More war money that is.

The House approved another 70 billion in funds for the Feculent One’s war in Iraq. A paltry amount compared to the 500 billion plus pushed through last week, but more than this nation can afford.

Democraps are saying they are frustrated at the amount of money being pumped into this little slice of hell…huh, I could swear that only three people voted against approving more war funding last week. Three people total. So that would mean that our forward-thinking, progressive shitbucket democrats voted to approve the funds. All but three of them. Tell me, why is it that you spineless fucks are frustrated? I must not be seeing the source of you perpetual discontent.

This particular article goes on to detail how the Dems attribute their victory in 2006 to the fact the they ALL stated they wanted to end this war. Well, I cannot speak for the rest of the fucking country, but I am feeling LET THE FUCK DOWN BY YOU COWARDLY FUCKS! Thanks for a job well and properly fucked!

Democrapic leadership blames the loyal right of the Boy King for stalling the war fund demands (troop withdrawal deadlines and the like), but what I am wondering is how on earth you pricks can have the numeric advantage and still you seem unable to do anything effective. Strange how that works, don’t you think? Oh, right, I almost forgot. Some of you don’t vote. Others vote right along side with those pisspots of Republithugs. And some of you claim you won’t vote for the ‘noble’ fucking reason of not debasing yourselves by making a fucking decision. Let me clue you gutless little maggots in; choosing no side just makes you hated by fucking everyone! Pick a fucking side for once! Do something useful…or better yet, do the fucking things you said you would do if elected! Bunch of craven dogs, lying your way all the way to the Congress, belittling your constituency, and insulting the institution that we call democracy.

Fuck off and die you sorry, gutless little rodents.

Link and out.

Rambo

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

In honor of the upcoming Rambo 4…and just because Rambo kicks ass.

More Legal Action against Blackwater

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

This time for an incident that occurred on 9 Sep 07, which left five Iraqis dead and ten wounded.

The lawsuit is being filed on behalf of Ali Abbas, a rug merchant who was killed 9 Sep. Mr. Abbas left behind a twenty day old daughter and his family. I guess Blackwater really does use the Captain Kirk logic: Shoot first and ask questions later. Problem is that kind of logic does not work in the real world. As the world has seen that kind of logic lands your barbaric ass in a shitload of trouble.

Yet even with this newest case, and the now infamous 16 Sep shootings, the U.S. government is considering allowing Blackwater a contract extension come May. Apparently President Shitler and the State Department have decided that they can and will ignore the demands and decrees of the Iraqi government. For those of you who haven’t heard, Iraq is pissed with Blackwater (and several other contractors), and they want them out of their country. Problem for us: Blackwater is on chummy fucking terms with Bushy, and Bushy wants to make Prince & Co. filthy fucking rich.

I hope these sorry, mercenary fucks wind up dead in fucking gutter somewhere.

Link and out.

Glad I Quit CACI

Wednesday, December 19th, 2007

I was happy to have quit working for CACI last summer as it allowed me to get the hell out of Virginia and back to a normal state like Washington State, and I was even happier when I found out that they were soon under investigation for shady practices when it came to acquiring contracts. Now I am relieved once again as allegations against CACI surface once more, this time far more severe allegations.

CACI now stands accused of ‘widespread abuse’ of prisoners held in Iraqi jails. 256 prisoners, including some from Abu Ghraib, filed a lawsuit against the military contractor, adding another name to the long list of thieving, abusive and obstinate contractor scum working in Iraq. I was unaware that CACI was even in Iraq proper; the section I worked for (briefly) was responsible for software installs.

At any rate, America has one more piece of shit contractor to be seen as beneath contempt. Another corporation taking much needed funding from the men and women of the U.S. military. I hope these pricks wind up looking like hammered shit come their day in court, and I hope that the fucking lot of them wind up in a darkened pit of an Iraqi prison, subject to the same treatment they so imperiously leveled on Iraqi prisoners.

Link and out.

Rice gets the Kurdish Finger

Tuesday, December 18th, 2007

Finally someone told that buck-toothed bitch to piss off! I love it when that happens to ANYONE in the Bush Administration.

Rice went to Baghdad to talk about the Kurdish threat with President Massoud Barzani, Kurdish regional President. Fortunately Mr. Barzani decided that talking to Rice would resemble playing nicely with the United States. And I don’t give a flying fuck who you are, what we did to the Kurds just so recently, was a breach of fucking etiquette, and a grave mistreatment of our so called allies. Barzani made the right call.

See, people, what we actually did was we gave authorization to the Turkish government to bomb Kurdish villages. We could only provide that approval because we are in charge of monitoring Kurdish airspace. So because our friend Turkey wanted to bomb a few rebels, and possible start a war with the Kurds, we decided to betray the trust given us by the Kurds. Really classy fucking call George.

Meanwhile, the Turkish troops that had crossed in to Kurdish territory, have withdrawn. But…almost one hundred thousand Turkish troops sit on the border waiting to steam into Kurdish territory.

Feeling better about your leaders yet? I know I am.

Give me a fucking break. Fuck Bush and fuck the Turks.

Link and out.