Archive for November 30th, 2007

Mafia Boss Arrested while watching show about Mafia Boss

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Now that is just funny, I don’t care who you are.  Here is the story.

Sudan: Not over yet

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Just when I thought I could move on and stop ranting and raving about stupidity of a government and people ruled by religious law still mired in fourteenth century ignorance, Sudan and her people force themselves back to the forefront of world news.  Fuck.

Now the people of Sudan are acting like a bunch of murderous imbeciles, thousands of them protesting and demanding the death of Gibbons.  Fuck.  Fuck. Fuck.  So what happens now?

As if the nation of Sudan hasn’t managed to embarrass itself enough already, what with the charges of war crimes in Darfur, these dumbass clowns have to do something that drops below baseline fucking stupidity.  And in the middle of all of this, the Sudanese government is concerned about its reputation in the west.  Let me clue you in assholes, your reputation in the west is the least of your fucking concerns right now.  Do yourselves a favor, get Gibbons out of that country before some of your fellow countrymen do something catastrophically and irreversible stupid.

Out.

Missing the Green Bay game

Friday, November 30th, 2007

This, friends, is un-fucking-acceptable!  The Green Bay vs. Dallas game will, in all probability will not be fucking aired as the NFL and the cable companies are in the middle of a fucking dispute over god knows what.  Like I fucking said, un-fucking-acceptable!  Go to hell you greedy pricks, and put my fucking game on the air you shitheads!

Out.

Commander in Shit issues stern warning

Friday, November 30th, 2007

I did not even know Bushy knew what ‘stern’ meant, I learn something new everyday. Neat. Anyway, Bush is whining about not receiving any money from Congress to keep on with his near complete failure in Iraq and his abandoned skirmish in Afghanistan. So instead of meeting in the middle the idiot who stole the Oval Office is trying to guilt trip Congress into giving him his money.

Once more Bush is complaining about having to possibly cut contracts if he does not get his money. Cutting civilian contracts…huh, I guess I’m not seeing the down side there. Am I missing something?

Also, a further delay of funds, according to President Duckpoo, could have damaging effects on the operations of the Pentagon. Like what George? Having to pull out of Iraq? Having to finally fire those smarmy bastards at DynCorp and Blackwater? Having to fire those asshole civilians who run half of base operations? Those kind of damaging effects? Or maybe for once, you actually are thinking about the well fare of the men and women you so generously sent to be shot and killed. Are we talking about those damaging effects this time? Things like not having enough body armor or enough armored vehicles, those kind of damaging effects? Seems to me though that had you not started a war in Iraq you would not have to worry about those inconvenient things.

But since you DID start a war something else occurs to me. Seems to me that had you not sent thousands, hundreds of thousands of civilian contractors to fight your war that you would have had enough money to run this war six fucking times over. I could be wrong though. But really Georgi, over one hundred sixty thousand civilian contractors in theater? Damn, that has to be one hell of a bill. Then again, I could be wrong. Stranger things have happened, like you managing to steal the White House for a second fucking time.

All right people, I am out. Later days.