The Saga of the Sudanese Teddy Bear continues.
Yes, this time with exciting updates from top clerics in Sudan; they are screaming blue-bloody murder that the full measure of the law be applied to Gibbons, the teacher who if I ever fucking saw it, was in the wrong goddamn place at the wrong time.
Yeah, loud-mouthed clerics in Sudan are warning of a ‘Western plot’ against Islam because of this teddy bear. Never mind the fact the students, Islamic, Sudanese students were the deciding factor in naming the bear. And must I say yet again, IT IS A GODDAMN TEDDY BEAR! You fucking assnuggets.
So, you bunch of holier-than-thou shitbag clerics perched on your serene fucking mountaintop of piety and belief, how exactly is a teacher cooking up a plot against Islam? Wait, she must be a pawn in a bigger game, right? Let me take a guess at the big players in this genocidal chess game…United States, maybe the United Kingdom? Well, my anal-retentive, fundamentalist cock-cuddling maggoty fucking friends, rest assured tonight that no major power in the western world is trying to destroy Islam in Sudan. Look around that pisspot you call home for fucks sake! Do you see anything that any western power might want? Hmmm…a shack, a beat up Vespa, a crumbling well, and oh yeah, my favorite, a thousand fucking diseases! Yay! I think we need to send the fucking Marines in to take that shit from you and ram a Koran up your ass. Give me a fucking break you pricks.
And one more fucking thing, you ingrates, keep treating people who are TRYING to help you and yours like second-rate scum from the rival tribe across the river, and soon enough you will be fresh out of foreign aid and knee deep in your own shit! Assholes.
Out.