More or less. Gibbons was sentenced today for insulting religion, her sentence you ask? Fifteen days in jail and deportation. Apparently, she plans to appeal the ruling, and the jail part I would appeal the living shit out of, but fuck, I will take the deportation any day of the week if it gets me out of some shithole like Sudan.

Anyway, people, I have decided to gift the nation of Sudan with something I think they are in dire fucking need of. I have presented them with the tool to distinguish what REAL insulting of religion, the REAL inciting of hatred and the REAL showing of contempt for religious beliefs are. And I was not kind, nor did I try to censure myself (not that I ever really do), and political correctness can go get fucked. Before any of you out there decide to damn me as being a racist, bigoted asshole, you should know that I abhor that kind of behavior, but then again, I also harbor a great deal of violent contempt for stupidity, which the Sudanese government is displaying in great fucking quantity. So, this time I decided to show them the nature of their enormous error, and sometimes the best way of doing that is simply to be a raving asshole.

For those of you who still believe in being kind and cordial, and keeping matters civilized and well above the level of obscene mockery I feel is necessary here, I don’t recommend that you view the image below.

For those of you who believe that the Sudanese government showed brash, unabated arrogance and heavy-handed religious zeal to a foreigner who was TRYING TO FUCKING HELP THEM, then by all means, view, download and distribute the image. Distribute it to the Sudanese embassy first and fucking foremost. I already sent it to them. Hoping to hear back from them soon and fortunately for me, I live in America and they can take their high and mighty religious fervor and pack it in their pretentious, strait-laced asses with all the religious ardor they fucking want. Assholes.

Out.

P.S.

The image is free to use and distribute as you like. Have fun with it, make a Christmas card out of it and send it to some smug fucking Sudanese cleric. Out. Again.

I know I have not given this award out in recent weeks, but truthfully, I have been unable to decide to give it too. So many people and organizations have reduced themselves to overwhelming levels of sheer stupidity in recent months, which makes it extremely difficult to pin down a winner. But, as usual, someone or something always finds away to claw their way to the top and latch on to this award. Might take a little longer at times, but some asshole always comes screaming down the aisle to claim this award. And it happened this week.

So without further ado, I present the Dumbshit of the Week Award (and in this case, possibly the year) to the entire fucking nation of Sudan. Their blatant ignorance, self-important, insolent swaggering has plunged the country into a religious sanitarium. Caught in the middle of this, and sparking the international story is one English teacher, Gibbons be her name, a woman who is trying to help the children of the country by providing them with basic skills by which they might one day further their lives to some ending other than homicidal, religiously fueled rage. When the class of schoolchildren, and Islamic, Sudanese schoolchildren at that, named a teddy bear Muhammad, the Sudanese came un-fucking-glued.

So congratulations Sudan, and a particular ‘fuck you’ to the nerve of the apparently all-important clerics that want the ‘full measure of the law applied’, you have earned yourself my award for dumbshit of the week! Congratulations again you miserable dogs, now having done something universally fucking stupid with your time and money, why don’t you focus on more important problems in the world, something that might actually make the world a better place to live. You absolute shitbirds.

Yes, this time with exciting updates from top clerics in Sudan; they are screaming blue-bloody murder that the full measure of the law be applied to Gibbons, the teacher who if I ever fucking saw it, was in the wrong goddamn place at the wrong time.

Yeah, loud-mouthed clerics in Sudan are warning of a ‘Western plot’ against Islam because of this teddy bear. Never mind the fact the students, Islamic, Sudanese students were the deciding factor in naming the bear. And must I say yet again, IT IS A GODDAMN TEDDY BEAR! You fucking assnuggets.

So, you bunch of holier-than-thou shitbag clerics perched on your serene fucking mountaintop of piety and belief, how exactly is a teacher cooking up a plot against Islam? Wait, she must be a pawn in a bigger game, right? Let me take a guess at the big players in this genocidal chess game…United States, maybe the United Kingdom? Well, my anal-retentive, fundamentalist cock-cuddling maggoty fucking friends, rest assured tonight that no major power in the western world is trying to destroy Islam in Sudan. Look around that pisspot you call home for fucks sake! Do you see anything that any western power might want? Hmmm…a shack, a beat up Vespa, a crumbling well, and oh yeah, my favorite, a thousand fucking diseases! Yay! I think we need to send the fucking Marines in to take that shit from you and ram a Koran up your ass. Give me a fucking break you pricks.

And one more fucking thing, you ingrates, keep treating people who are TRYING to help you and yours like second-rate scum from the rival tribe across the river, and soon enough you will be fresh out of foreign aid and knee deep in your own shit! Assholes.

Out.