The Young Fascists of America, or a more familiar term, the Boy Scouts of America are in the news again. Not for denying entry to a gay kid, or a minority or anything like that, nothing asinine like that this time. No, this time they are in the news for molestation, and keeping records of such molestation. Suddenly that Spelunking Merit Badge has a whole new meaning.

Anyway I present to the Boy Scouts my own merit badge, the Molestation Merit Badge. Seems this kind of behavior is relatively routine thing so they may as well have a way of announcing the accomplishment. Enjoy.

Out.