Presidential Shot in the Dark

Yeah, all of them. More or less. Edwards and Richardson I can deal with. But the rest of you can go fuck yourselves.

From Clinton still throwing chickenshit insults that mirror a fucking third grader, to that pole-smoking asshole Giuliani shouting about “the divine right of America to interfere in other nations,” this country is in for a tremendous fucking storm at the hands of our bickering fucking candidates.

Damn…is it time to vote yet? I’d like to get this bullshit over with as soon as possible, this time-consuming, mind-numbing arguing is beginning to get on my fucking nerves. At least after the vote we will all have one jackass to focus our attention on. I hate multiple targets, so many things to go fucking crazy on, and not nearly enough time on my hands.

Out.