How about you go fuck yourself? How’s that? That’s what I think of ‘rethinking privacy’.

Apologies readers, I started with the obscenities directed at assnuggets in DC without even telling you what I am rampaging on about. So, here is the source of my latest cause for anger and wrath. Donald Kerr, the deputy director of national intelligence has stated that privacy can no longer mean anonymity. Instead it means, or it should mean that our ever protective and benign government should ‘properly safeguard people’s private communications and financial information.’ Oh, I forgot, he also thinks business’ should be privy to such information.

Funny, I always though privacy meant precisely what Kerr referred to it as, anonymous. What I didn’t fucking know was the obscure fact that our criminalized fucking government had the fucking right to stick their greedy, bloodstained fucking hands in our personal fucking affairs! But hey, who am I to declare that our hard-working elected fucking officicunts are absolutely, one-hundred fucking percent wrong? I’m just the guy that spent ten years defending the United States against ALL threats, foreign and DOMESTIC. You hear that, you fucking cockknob! DOMESTIC FUCKING THREATS!!!!! That means you and this entire goddamn administration! Pricks.

Yet lo! This Orwellian nightmare gets even better! That’s right kids, we aren’t done raping Lady Liberty just yet. I mean, come on, there are still a few lingering fucking shreds of democracy left. They might be thrashing about violently in useless fucking protest, but hey, they are still present and fucking accounted for. And that, my fine patriotic friends, is threat to our way of life! A threat to god given American freedoms! And by god we just cannot let that slip under the fucking radar, now can we?

As I was saying, more fun this way…just follow the stench, due east to DC. Some time back our lawmakers revoked, or at least, changed the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act of 78, which now allows these fucking rejects to eavesdrop in US courts without permission. Also, our Senate Judiciary Committee is set to vote on whether or not to shield telecommunications companies from civil lawsuits, you know the kind of lawsuit that arises after AT&T gives information to fucking government when they don’t have a goddamn warrant! Wait, wait…it’s not over yet. Our brainless fucking wonder of a walking example for retroactive birth control president promises to veto any bill that doesn’t grant immunity from these lawsuits.

In other words, Kerr, his friends and the adminstragedy are running around the halls of power shouting “Look at me! Look at me! I’m in charge and I’m stooooopid with power and I wipe my ass with the Constitution all by myself! I wanna cookie!”

Assholes. Alright people, I’m beginning to become incoherent and almost completely vulgar. I’ll leave you know, but if you wish you can find the rest of this story here. And by the way, Donald Kerr…you’re a fucking tool! Die and die right fucking now! Prick.

A German holiday, as far as I know, the last day to slaughter any livestock that are not worth feeding through the winter, or those you could not afford to feed through the winter.

Today I slaughtered four ducks, the last four drakes of the lot. I did not slaughter them because I could not afford to feed them through the length of winter (although they did eat an incredible amount), nor were the not worth feeding. These four were butchered this morning because I hold a firm belief that those of us who indulge on the flesh of other living creatures should at least once in their life, kill their own food. I prefer more that people raise and then kill their own food actually, as it gives a sense of respect for the animals we all love to eat.

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And having fun as only a cat can do, by ripping something to pieces with both claw and tooth. In this case they are busy butchering a wing from a duck, and though I am posting this several hours after they started the killing, they are still busy with their new toy. Enjoy the video.

Out.