In an industry where people are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to play a game you’d think that getting time off for a family tragedy would be relatively easy. I mean, sounds reasonable right? Hell, even the military gives people a little time for family emergencies, and for the most part, they don’t bitch at you too much. And think, our brave men and women of the Armed Forces are busy fighting the boy kings war.

It seems though that coaches for professional football teams just can’t be bothered with all the mess of personal tragedies. At least when it happens to one of their players. Troy Williamson, a wide receiver for the Minnesota Vikings fell afoul of his head coach, a walking shitsuit named Brad Childress. I guess Mr. Williamson should have informed his grandmother that croaking in the middle of the season was just not good timing, because the game schedule would conflict with little things like funerals and so forth. How inconsiderate of his grandmother to pass on to the next world and not even consult her football star grandson. No, wait…oh yeah…Coach Shitsuit was the one she should have scheduled her death with.

I mean come the fuck on! A man just lost the person who raised him, a woman he owes his life too and you walking fucking cum dumpster bureaucratic fucktards are going to fine the man for going home to attend the funeral? Are fucking shitting me? It begs the question, are you pricks trying to break the fucking record for being the biggest assholes of all time? This would put somewhere relatively high on the list I imagine, somewhere between a whining Hitler and an arrogant, bull headed, still-haven’t-realized-I’m-gay, piece of shit high school gym teacher, but you have a ways to go for number fucking one.

I hope Mr. Williamson shoves a legal size 16 up that stingy, self-centered ass of yours Coach Assplow, and I hope he does in the most public manner fucking possible. Pricks. You and the fucking NFL deserve to have every fucking misery this planet can deal out dropped on top your balding heads and then told you can’t go deal with it without paying serious sums of money.

So to the Vikings (who I really despise anyway, being the Packers fan that I am) I say go fuck yourselves, I hope you lose every goddamn game between here and the end of fucking time. I hope you get such a public flogging at the hands of disgruntled and affronted players like Mr. Williamson that you’ll never be able to show your ugly fucking mugs in public again. You complete and utter assclowns! Fuck off and die. In a fire. Or maybe a train…actually anything messy and painful would work for me. Dicks.

And that is the nice version. Really, it is. The not so nice version would go something like this: A self-centered, foul, egotistical, religion-crazed, blithering fucking idiot from Texass who seems to believe that he and he alone is right in a world full of dark skinned corruption and filth. Oops, did I say that aloud…oh well.

I’m not the only one who believes that our would-be god king is beneath contempt. As one Eugene Robinson stated, “It’s official: Bush Derangement Syndrome is now a full-blown epidemic. George W. Bush apparently has reduced more of his fellow citizens to frustrated, sputtering rage than any president since opinion polling began, with the possible exception of Richard Nixon.” See, I’m not alone anymore! Yay, the stirrings of companionship, the nearly lost warm and fucking fuzzy feeling of my fellow Americans, joined in one cohesive fist of hate towards that gutter-brained idiot in Washington.

In addition, a recent Gallup poll showed (if you need further proof that The Emperaturd is more or less the most twelve year old in the country) that 64% of Americans don’t believe Clownshoes is doing a good job. Breaking things down even further (this is where our assfaced president gets confuzled) 50% of Americans “strongly disapprove” of his leadershit. You should know that not even Nixon had such a high rate of disapproval from the American public. Nixon for fucks sake! Nixon was liked by more fucking people! George you absolute fucking degenerate puissant! How in the hell do you manage to make yourself more hated than fucking Nixon?! Shit.

People, I won’t bore you with all of the crimes and mistakes committed by the Yellow Stain from Texas (from a song, and a great song too), but I will refer you to the article that inspired this particular rant. Now I must go and further question how the hell Nutless McIdiot managed to make himself more reviled than Nixon. I wonder if whiskey will help provide an answer…

Out.

Or I suppose you could say it’s a really easy decision, at least I would call it an easy decision.  But some 45 year old guy here in Washington State apparently decided that stopping for a ticket was going to cut into his day too much.

 When the cops finally did stop him, our idiot refused to show is license, registration and proof of insurance.  So instead of getting a ticket for a couple hundred bucks (yeah, North Dakota is sounding really good right about now, cheap tickets) he was charged with obstructing and failing to provide information to the police.

 Personally if some asshole wants to land himself in jail rather than pay a ticket, more power to them.  At least that way they are out of my hair.  And hey, we don’t know the whole story, maybe jail is preferable to whatever he was going home to.  Maybe the dude has a wife like my ex.  Who knows.

Here is the link.  Out.

Yeah…that’s right, I’m gonna rip these guys a whole new asshole. These ignorant, lazy fucking bigots seem to think they can run around displaying religious symbols as the mascots of hate groups as if that is all they fucking are. Well, I’m here to tell you and the fucking rejects at the ADL that several symbols displayed have a deeper, more spiritual meaning and are NOT the sole property of some shithead in a white hood.

First on the roster (and it is one of my favorite symbols), the Hammer of Thor. They do a bang-up job in the brief history of the symbol, saying it often resembles an anchor. Do a little research next time fuck nuts and you will find out why the handle is shorter, and no, I won’t tell you why it’s shorter, find out for your damn self. Then they go on to say that today the hammer is used by neo-Nazis and so forth. Well no shit. And yes, before someone decides to jump in my shit, I did see the explanation referring the reader to judge the hammer in context because many people today are wearing the hammer for religious reasons. Still…the first thing people see is the fact that bunches of assholes are using a very old, and very sacred symbol as something to further an ignorant, baseless and violent point of view. Thanks ADL, you’ve made my life so much easier. Pricks.

Other pagan symbols (and if you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m pagan) include the all stars from the north: Othala, the Solar Wheel (widely known around the world from practically the dawn of fucking time), Tir, the Valknutr, and Elhaz. Othala, Tir, and Elhaz all happen to be runes, also part of a religious system, like the Hammer of Thor, the Valknutr, and the solar wheel. One should note that Tir is named after a Norse god who was a god of justice, as well as war (yeah, I’ll give you the full story, something the shitbucket writers at ADL won’t do). The thing about Tir though was the fact that he was and is known for sacrifice and duty, something most fucking hate groups know nothing about. Right action, selflessness, honor…these are things Tir stood for, hate groups know nothing of these things. But then again, apparently, the ADL doesn’t know much about them either. Assholes.

Keep in mind that the aforementioned symbols are not the only ones related to the religious beliefs of the old North. The triple Laguz, the now infamous double Sigel of the German SS, are also of the same religious system. Now, I want everyone to dig really deep into their minds, and ask yourself when some of the symbols became the defining image of hate. Let’s think…hmmm, does World War II sound about right? Yes, that is working for me. So having that thought at the forefront of our minds that would tell us that the ADL did about fifty years worth of research and then decided they had the authority to declare a slew of old, revered, religious symbols icons of hate. Interesting. When in the hell did anyone appoint you to be the leading fucking authority on the symbols of a religion almost entirely alien to you? When exactly did that happen? Fucking idiots.

This is my basic point, and no matter how hard you try you cannot argue this and win, so don’t waste your fucking time. These symbols are old, very old. The Solar Wheel in particular is eons old and is known around the world. Solar Wheels have been found all around the world, and I assure you they were not symbols of hate and destruction. Yet regardless of how old and sacred a symbol is, the ADL seems content to damn it with only a paragraph of poorly chosen words. They explain that these symbols are old, that at one point in time they meant something else. What they don’t bother to say is that most of these symbols are used every fucking day by people like me, and not one bone in my body believes that they are to be used for hate groups. They don’t bother to tell you that hate groups also use things like the cross as a symbol of their overwhelming white supremacy.

So, to the ADL I say this, and pay close fucking attention, cause I hate repeating myself. Just because the Germans used in the 1940’s, doesn’t mean they invented it, it does not mean they are now the owners of the symbol, it does not mean that all of us are uneducated louts with an eye for the violent extermination of every one not white as snow. So next time you decide to black list a pile of symbols why don’t you think a little before you do so. Degenerate fucking cocks.

Out.