As I am always coming up with new ones for him…

1. The ‘Emperaturd’
2. President Dumplingbutt
3. President Duckpoo
4. President Hamstertwat
5. President Shitbrick
6. President Poopy Pants
7. The Shrub Lord
8. President Turtledick
9. Skinsuit
10. George the Cowardly Boob

Someone, anyone, please tell me why contractors are good for this country? I mean it; I’ll take an explanation from anyone, especially a fucking Republithug asswipe running around like a grinning idiot with a goddamn flag lapel pin. Thieving, rotten, conniving, underhanded fucking pricks.

It took four damn days but finally justice (of a sort) has been leveled on a former contractor, and may even hold serious fucking complications for the Republinazis and the administration of President Skinsuit. At least, I hope it does.

Brent Wilkes, our patriotic, god-fearing, Bush burrowing contractor, was charged with 13 counts of conspiracy, money laundering, wire fraud and bribery, to which he of course plead not guilty. Apparently, he and one Reprobate Randy Cunningham had a nice little business arrangement. In short, Brent the Cuntractor bribed the living shit out ole’ Randy in exchange for millions in military contracts. So once more, someone, please tell me what fucking good these greedy little maggots are for out country, cause I fail to see the fucking benefit.

Though our friend Brent should have known he was in deep shit way back in 2005 when his pet congressman plead guilty to conspiracy and tax evasion. But still our loyal-to-the-fucking-end contractor scum fought it out. And was found guilty of 13 felonies in a court right across the street from where his old friend Randy Cunningham is serving an eight year prison sentence. I love it when that happens.

Attorney-at-lies Mark Geragos doesn’t believe the case was proved beyond reasonable doubt and is confident that the ruling will be reversed. I doubt it but have fun tying up our courts with that one you asinine prick. In the meantime, Brent gets to wait until 28 Jan 2008 for sentencing, and by the way, he faces a maximum of 20 years in the deepest, blackest, most foul and invasive federal pen that we have. At least I hope it is a prison like that, more likely he will get a twenty-year vacation at some minimum-security resort for rich Republinazi assclowns.

Well people, I must adjourn for the time being and go rejoice at the fact that finally one of the ridiculously rich pukes raping the country blind finally got the hammer to the head. Later days and as usual, here is the link to the story. Out.