Most of us have been wondering what exactly happened to President Hampstertwat, and I have found out. At long last, our answer to how this idiot was created. Enjoy.

Oh, cry me a fucking river. New studies (yet again, and again and again) state the so-called violent program is ‘damaging’ to toddlers and preschoolers. Though what is being called violent this time around, glad you asked, NFL games. Yeah, that is right, a goddamn football game is damaging to our young ones. As is Bugs Bunny combating the ever so evil and foul Elmer Fudd. I say, go fuck yourself!

The only fucking program mentioned that I can even begin to think about agreeing with is the damn Power Rangers. And I am not agreeing because I think that silly show is violent and will damage Tiny Tim, but because the producers of that show haven’t had an original fucking thought since they decided to take their first shit. Plagiarizing, uninspired, foolish and downright retarded programming should be taken off the air just as a public service.

On the other side of the story are the shows that are okay for our young ones; Barney, Sesame Street and so forth, so called ‘educational’ programs. Fuck off. Barney inspires deep-seated fucking rage, conjures up visions filled with red fucking death and his ugly fucking mug on a spit. Sesame Street used to be a good show, but now it is politically correct because, oh-my-god, someone might be offended at Oscar. Well fucking good! I hope all you pricks die a horrible death at the hands of some six year dressed up like Oscar. Fuck sticks.

Here is my study America, you are gonna like it, and if you don’t, well go fuck yourself. Parents how about doing your goddamn jobs, instead of being the lazy, drunken, stoned, never-at-home, pathetic fucking excuse for an adult. Yeah, you would be amazed at how much you can get done with your child when you are not being a useless pile of stacked, stinking shit. It is not the job of the government to raise that little brat you have got puking on the carpet…IT IS YOUR FUCKING JOB! I’m sick and fucking tired of hearing some whining parent bitch and moan about violent television, or violent movies, or sexist this or that. SHUT THE FUCK UP! Raise your kid and take some fucking responsibility.

Here is the story, published in the Seattle PI this morning. Later people.

 Minister Malik

Man these guys can’t go one fucking week without making headlines! This time the blunder occurred at Dulles (again) and involved a British minister, Shadid Malik. As you might have guessed Malik was en route to the US for a meeting, a meeting with Homeland Security to discuss how to tackle terrorism. So between the idiots employed by the TSA and the ball-busting morons at Homeland Security America is well fucking protected.

This is not the first occasion of sheer, overwhelming stupidity at the airport for Malik though. Just last year he was detained at JFK, AFTER he had been the prime speaker at a speech covering extremism and terrorism. Better yet, the attendees were DHS, the FBI and a few Muslim organizations. Who decided to detain him at the airport as he was trying to leave for home? Yup, you guessed it, DHS. Fucking pricks.

As one may suspect once our protectors at DHS realized their colossal mistake they made profuse apologies to the affronted minister. Still our British friend is a little pissed at the situation, as one might suspect.

“Obviously, there was no malice involved, but it has to be said that the US system does not inspire confidence.” Said the minister after his release. Let me tell ya, Malik, there is a lot about these assholes at DHS that doesn’t inspire confidence, although these royally irritating dregs do inspire extreme confidence in the fact that they are able to completely screw things up AND make an ass out of the entire country in less than an hour.

I guess the moral of the story is that US security is just country-dumb and likes to run around accosting people because they can. Even politicians from our friendly ally across the Atlantic. But what the hell people, at least we are safe from diplomacy now that DHS has done their jobs. Here is the full story and I am out.

Bullshit if I ever fucking heard it! Yeah, it is true that they give some of their fucking profits to community causes. Can’t really argue that. Yet how god damn charitable are they really feeling since that is one hell of a tax break for them come April? In case you don’t already know, I detest that fucking company.

I used to work for their import company, American Port Services (APS), out in Sumner, Washington State. I must say, I don’t know if I’ve ever had a job I hated more. It paid well enough I suppose but then again I was a supervisor so I had a little more income. The workers on the other hand got paid shit in a bag and were told to fucking smile about it.

Of course, when I say workers I am referring to the handful of people that APS actually employed. Most of the labor was provided by temporary agencies. APS was too fucking cheap to hire enough people to do the job right because, oh my god, they might have had to provide benefits and fair fucking treatment. Though even those of us fortunate enough to have been hired were still treated like sub-humans. The great fucking management system, according to APS at least, is to threaten your work force into doing their jobs. Funny, the only thing that system has accomplished with me is to piss me off and make me want to burn the whole fucking company down. But hey, what do I know, I’m just an ex-soldier without a college degree.

Seeing as I don’t work for these chicken-shit motherfuckers anymore I can now freely bash their name and policy without threat of reprisal. So APS, go fuck yourself. I still talk to people who do work for these slave-driving pricks so I still get the inside scoop on what is going on.

First, the company was fired by Target because they couldn’t get the job done. Guess your outstanding management style let you the fuck down there. Imagine my surprise there guys. Second, the new company isn’t any better, but they say they are. And just how come they aren’t any better you ask? Good fucking question.

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Can you tell that I love to fuck with these guys? It’s as they are always on the menu, always doing something to wind up on the radar. And just think of all the money that has been dumped into these pathetic little maggots.

Some of you will remember that I wrote about the TSA being unable to find fake bombs, fake weapons and so forth. For those of you who don’t these slimy, good-for-nothing, crooked fucking swine have a policy of testing their screeners daily with ‘undercover agents’ in an attempt to determine the effectiveness of the screening process. Well, their test results have never been good to say the least. So what do these brainy fucking turds do to correct the problem? They cheat.

Following in the footsteps of some our more useless and bumbling fucking presidents and other political trash the TSA decided that they just had to get their numbers up to fucking par, and the rules and regulations be damned. In at least one instance, the TSA beat the process by sending out an alert through email to at least a dozen of their screeners in the airport where the test was being conducted. Apparently, the email provided descriptions of the undercover agents. This particular incident occurred on 28 April 2006, and is just now seeing the light of day.

TSA spokeswoman Ellen Howe said, “We are confident in the overall integrity of the program. Tip-offs are not a systemic problem because we do so much testing.” Uh-huh Ellen, right. One question please Ellen…if you are so goddamn confident in your system then why won’t your inspector general answer a few questions?

Oh well, I’m sure the fine fucks at the TSA will take care of this problem in the most direct manner and deal out an adequate punishment for those involved. On the other hand, perhaps they will focus on taking plastic swords away from kids returning from Disney World. Yeah, I’ll bet you didn’t know that plastic swords were a threat to the fucking plane did ya?

Well here is the link to news story and I am out people.  Later days.

A Town for Sale

I’ve seen stranger things in my life, but this is definitely an odd one. A small town in Texas, just north of San Antonio, has been put up for sale on eBay. Yeah, eBay is selling small towns now, and in this case, the town, named Albert, has a whopping four people and a vast thirteen acres.

Bobby Cave, the current owner of the town (how do you even do that), says, “It’s more like a piece of art than it is real estate property.” Uh huh, I’ve been to that region of Texas and I find it highly unlikely that it is anything like a piece of fucking art. And if it is like art, it is crap art. Nevertheless, hey, if you have $2.5 million to buy the town you get peach and pecan orchards, and my favorite, a tractor shed.

Anyway, I’m hung-over as hell and am having difficulty typing, let along putting together a cogent fucking though, so here is the rest of the story should you feel a burning need to read the rest of this garbage. Advice for the day, beer, whiskey and tequila do not blend well. Yeah. Later people.