Saga my ass, more like a story about a greedy fucking tramp running around trying to grab up every last dollar they can. Oooo…what a shocking surprise, Pay-Rod opted out of his contract. Again. Wow. I cannot express my sheer, thunderstruck astonishment. Oh, and he announced that he is going […]

His dreams are made of this shit, I swear.

The world is going crazy people. Truly, certifiably, crazy. A local school system here in Washington has banned Halloween because it offends Wiccans. At least that is among the reasons they are giving for the ban. Another reason is that ‘greater academic achievement’ will be available with the frivolity of Halloween. […]

Yes, I know the words don’t match the letters, but I don’t care. For those of you who have not yet heard about the latest little blunder, let me be the first to inform you.
FEMA decided to hold a news conference, to discuss the agencies actions in Southern California and blah blah blah. […]

I couldn’t resist, though to be honest, I didn’t really try.  Enjoy
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Time to pick the Dumbshit of the week winner again, and this time I am having trouble deciding on which of my two candidates are truly deserving of the title. Both Huckabee and Santorum seem to be equally deserving of the title, actually, they are both rather deserving of more than a simple title […]

I guess they think that by grabbing a slick new logo to present to the world they believe they can bolster their public image and somehow manage to find a way out of the very deep shit they currently swim in. My design, which I have sent in to these people is below, so […]

That imbecile in the White House does not know when to fucking stop! He just has to run his mouth at every possible opportunity, even when the shit spewing from that infected, cocaine-tainted mind of his makes no fucking sense! I liked it better when he was taking his cues from Shotgun Dick.
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Yeah, this coming from me, the guy who works out for ninety minutes five days a week. Funny. Always changing their minds, fickle fucking bastards. Always coming up with a new miracle for fat people to lose weight and keep it off. Well, here is my miracle cure: STOP FEEDING […]

Speak of the devil.
In the wake of recent contractor blunders, as well as the release of outside audits and reports, State Department security chief Richard Griffin has announced his resignation. This comes after the September Blackwater debacle in Baghdad as well as rising pressures and questions regarding these scummy pricks raking in the cash […]