Rush, you are an asshole!!!
But I’m not saying anything that everyone doesn’t already know. Anyhow, phony soldiers Rush? Really? This coming from you? I would never expect you to bad mouth our troops, seeing as how you are such a fucking patriot and all. More surprising though is the fact that during the Vietnam War you were a college student, and you dropped out. Which means your blubbery ass was no longer exempt from the draft. Which means you should have gone on a tropical vacation.
But you didn’t…no, you managed to get a medical deferment. Remind me again what that deferment was based on, I can’t seem to remember. You don’t want to talk about that? Okay, wait, I remember…a pimple on your ass. You got a medical deferment for a pimple on your ass. I mean, wow, really that is amazing. Glad to know that you would have gone to war and fought bravely on the front lines to stave off communism and protect the American Dream if it wasn’t for the nasty little pimple on your smug, lazy, right-wing ass.
Alright McButternuts…I’ll catch you later. Maybe some Oxycontin will help with that zit.