Dumbshit of the Week Award
Dumbshit of the Week
26 Sep 2007
It’s time for the first ever ‘Dumbshit of the Week’ Award from the Pickled Jester! Normally I try to present this award at the end of each week but this week enough colossally stupid events have occurred that I gave up and decided to give it out early. Enjoy.
Our nominees are…
Chuck Missler!
Yes, I know he is old news, but I could not resist putting him up here when he was recently brought to my attention again. Come on, Chuck, peanut butter disproves evolution? Get the fuck outta here. You didn’t win the award, but you are without a doubt an idiot…in other words, shut your fucking trap!!!
The United States Congress!
You pricks got picked this week for your gutless actions. Decrying the actions of an organization because they had the balls to do what you don’t? It’s called the First Amendment you degenerate fucktards!!! Here’s an idea, grow a set, tell President Turtledick to go fuck himself and try, for once, to do your goddamn jobs!!! And you, Obama, your not voting for or against the resolution doesn’t ‘register your protest against empty politics’, it makes you a fence-sitting asshole! Fuck me, you really are a bunch of shameless little peons.
And the winner is…
My ex-wife!!!
Wow, really didn’t expect you to show up, you dumb twat. I’m not certain I can divulge all the details of why this grinning idiot is here…but lets just say she never gives up trying to get what isn’t hers! So, you simpering little monkey, take some advice, get a fucking job!!!