The Bureaucratic Alphabet
We all know that our beloved and elected government works for us, though they often times do that work at a rate which makes snails seem like a Porsche on the Audubon. And as most Americans are aware the reason for this painfully slow process is bureaucratic, red tape. So, I decided to give these indolent, torpid and lethargic ass-clowns their very own alphabet. I hope you enjoy.
A is for ‘Asinine’
B is for ‘Blithering’
C is for ‘Catch-22’
D is for ‘Doltish’
E is for ‘Egotistical’
F is for ‘Fickle’
G is for ‘Ghastly’
H is for ‘Hubris’
I is for ‘Insidious’
J is for ‘Jejune’
K is for ‘Killjoy’
L is for ‘Laborious’
M is for ‘Mechanical’
N is for ‘Nebulous’
O is for ‘Onerous’
P is for ‘Panjandrum’
Q is for ‘Quarrelsome’
R is for ‘Regimented’
S is for ‘Simpering’
T is for ‘Tedious’
U is for ‘Unnatural’
V is for ‘Vitiating’
W is for ‘Wearisome’
X is for ‘Xenon’
Y is for ‘Yammer’
Z is for ‘Zombie’